~maddiesnumber1fan

i forgoet who i stole this from but i have it now...

i'm feeling very sarcastic today...hmmm

If I was a profession I'd be: Musician
If I was a country I'd be: Japan
If I was a ocean or body of water I'd be: Puddle
If I was a piece of candy I'd be: nerds!
If I was a famous building or piece of architecture I'd be: the Leaning Tower of Pisa
If I was a store I'd be: Hot Topic
If I was a brand of shoe I'd be: Converse
If I was a bad habit I'd be: staring at people and making them uncomfortable without realising it
If I was a ice cream flavor I'd be: vanilla...boooorrrriiiinngg!
If I was a disease I'd be: Tuberculosis
If I was a board game I'd be: Trouble! Teehee
If I was a feeling I'd be: wiggly
If I was a president I'd be: NOT BUSH
If I was a war I'd be: Nonexistent!
If I was a city I'd be: Belleville
If I was a celebrity I'd be: Paris Hilton...only then would i kill myself (for the good of all mankind of course!)
If I was a brand of toothpaste I'd be: Crest
If I was a business I'd be: Record companys?
If I was a currency I'd be: Yen
If I were a month, I'd be: October BOO!
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: anything but Monday so i wouldn't be hated so much
If I were a time of day, I'd be: 5:07am
If I were a planet, I'd be: undiscovered (by choice)
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: squid!
If I were a direction, I'd be: South east!
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: a futon
If I were a sin, I'd be: very very BAAAD
If I were a liquid, I'd be: Diet Coke
If I were a tree, I'd be: Womping Willow (go Harry Potter!)
If I were a bird, I'd be: that retarded seagull you see flying fidways...even when there's no wind
If I were a tool, I'd be: Crowbar
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: ...potted
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: a monsoon (there's you're ONLY Tokio Hotel reference...are you HAPPY?)
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: Guitar
If I were an animal, I'd be: a meerkat!
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: zuchini!
If I were a sound, I'd be: *brrrrrrr*
If I were an element, I'd be: Rutherfordium
If I were a car, I'd be: Chevy pickup truck
If I were a song, I'd be: She Drives Me (Crazy)
If I were a book, I'd be: TWILIGHT!!
If I were a food, I'd be: olives!
If I were a material, I'd be: that stupid elementary school carpet that you can never rest your elbows on for more than ten minutes or else you will be in some serious pain
If I were a taste, I'd be: salty
If I were a word, I'd be: Frankly
If I were a body part, I'd be: fingers
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: *huh?* 0_o
If I were a shape, I'd be a: a sqwiggly line (even though according to Mrs. Glynn, every line must be straight or else it's not a line)
If I were a number, I'd be: 13
If I were a band, I'd be: They Might Be Giants
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: a vampire...they're still very cool